* Contrary to Dana's assertion, "Creeper of the trip" has to go to Perna - called "rapey" by one of the Santa Monica gals, putting on porn on Sunday morn (aaagh, aaagh, aaagh), and tight-roping the "age of consent" law on Sunday. He may have to register with the authorities next year. 
* Hector was a close runner-up to Perna, though not for a lack of effort, due to his "one size too small" swimsuit, constant self-fluffing, participation in the barely legal activities on Sunday, and his bare-chested "hogging" activities at the Kitty on Sunday caught on camera. 
* Stefan gets the MVP award for his play on the field and pick-up skills with the ladies. Extremely generous of him to pick up a maid from the bar on Saturday night and keep her satisfied until the cleaning was done on Monday. 
* Dana was the most dangerous man on this tour, to himself and others. His "Pizza arson" attempt has already been commented upon. Putting a knife to his throat on Saturday night brought a bit of edginess to the party. Just one nudge and we would be significantly safer next year. 
* Jim and Tim, great to see you as always. Welcome to the "blind drunk club". 
* Ollie should get a little credit for his sexual prowess, as he did indirectly get a blow job from Margo on Sunday afternoon by way of a cock-tainted piece of watermelon. 
* Menopause Mike should get credit for his caring and understanding of the emotional issues older ladies experience as their flowers wither. Next year he should bring a bottle of wine, a box of tissue, and Depends in prep for his onslaught of SB's elderly female populace. 
* Above all, great work on the pitch to all that played. The partying, and trip as a whole, is all the better when we can reflect on it as champions. 

Gents Angus the women's Santa Monica coach from Santa Barbara one year sent me an email about the old boys Catalina tournament. I know a few were interested in this. Let me know if anyone has any interest. His email is below with the dates etc. I am sure it would be a great time and sounds like he has some room on boats from LA headed over to Catalina. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Douglas Harris" <dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk> To: "michael lay" <michael.lay@comcast.net> Sent: Wednesday, February 25, 2015 10:32:59 AM Subject: Re: Santa Barbara 7s team email Hey Mate! Angus here! Just letting you know that the Catalina old boys is coming up, May 2nd. Don't know if you want to try and register Denver or just a few lads are coming out. A few of us will be sailing over from LA. We should have a few spots left on a boat or two. If you lot want to register and play as a team it's best to sort out the reg and reservations now. Hope all is well. Cheers, Angus On Wednesday, 18 June 2014, 14:08, Douglas <dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: First weekend in May.... Opps! Sent from my iPhone On 18 Jun 2014, at 12:45, michael.lay@comcast.net wrote: <blockquote> Sounds good. When is that Catalina tournament? From: "Douglas" < dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk > To: "michael lay" < michael.lay@comcast.net > Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2014 1:01:45 PM Subject: Re: Santa Barbara 7s team email Oh ballocks!!! I'm going to be in Albuquerque that weekend!! My siblings are gathering. That really sucks! Please let me know if you are going to any other tournaments this year. I'm working as a geologist for the state of CA.... In their infinite wisdom they have posted me in Bakersfield.... It's not hell but I can clearly see it from here. I get to my sailboat in marina del rey most weekends. Good luck lads! The Santa Monica ladies will be there! Sent from my iPhone On 18 Jun 2014, at 11:57, michael.lay@comcast.net wrote: <blockquote> It is the weekend of July 12. I think we have about 16 guys this year should be a great time. Let me know if you are planning on coming. Hope you are doing well. Where you living? From: "Douglas" < dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk > To: "michael lay" < michael.lay@comcast.net > Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2014 12:38:52 PM Subject: Re: Santa Barbara 7s team email What weekend is the tourney? Sent from my iPhone On 17 Jun 2014, at 10:07, michael.lay@comcast.net wrote: <blockquote> Angus I was going to text you this week. We will be there Fri to Monday again. You guys will be there I am assuming. Should be good times again. Michael Lay From: "Douglas" < dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk > To: "Kregg" < ruggerkregg@gmail.com > Cc: "< michael.lay@comcast.net >" < michael.lay@comcast.net >, "James Lik" < jlik@shearman.com >, "hector sevilla" < hecsev@gmail.com >, "Edwarddurica" < edwarddurica@hotmail.com >, "< harochinapanda@hotmail.com >" < harochinapanda@hotmail.com >, "Klaus, Steve" < axischiro@msn.com >, "Oliver Thomas" < oliver.guy.thomas@gmail.com >, "< allphases@earthquake1.com >" < allphases@earthquake1.com >, "Dana Deitz" < dedeitz@yahoo.com >, "Ed B" < berlen@gmail.com >, "Alan Aubrey Kloss" < akloss13@gmail.com >, "John Olsen" < johnsolsen@gmail.com >, "Matt Speedy" < matt@broadwayanimal.com >, "Stefan Marr" < marr.stefan@gmail.com >, "Jackson, Michael" < mrjackson29@gmail.com >, "luke milton82" < luke.milton82@gmail.com >, "james fallt" < james.fallt@gmail.com >, "Chris Margrett" < c.margrett@yahoo.com >, "Brian Perna" < brian_perna@hotmail.com >, "Mike Holzman" < hedgie43@gmail.com > Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2014 10:55:45 AM Subject: Re: Santa Barbara 7s team email Hello lads, Angus here... Just wondering if you lot are coming to the Santa Barbara 7's again? Cheers! Angus Sent from my iPhone On 22 Jul 2013, at 11:41, "Kregg" < ruggerkregg@gmail.com > wrote: <blockquote> Boys, Thanks for another epic, memorable weekend in Santa Barbara. Unfortunately, the "Friday night bar curse" struck me down early again, and I'm much indebted to my mates that switched me over to water and sent me home early that night - although I did almost die in Dana's pizza-arson attempt. Also, thanks for sharing your pictures. I now have 30 pics and one video to help my alcohol-impaired memory of the weekend. A few comments on the weekend. * Contrary to Dana's assertion, "Creeper of the trip" has to go to Perna - called "rapey" by one of the Santa Monica gals, putting on porn on Sunday morn (aaagh, aaagh, aaagh), and tight-roping the "age of consent" law on Sunday. He may have to register with the authorities next year. * Hector was a close runner-up to Perna, though not for a lack of effort, due to his "one size too small" swimsuit, constant self-fluffing, participation in the barely legal activities on Sunday, and his bare-chested "hogging" activities at the Kitty on Sunday caught on camera. * Stefan gets the MVP award for his play on the field and pick-up skills with the ladies. Extremely generous of him to pick up a maid from the bar on Saturday night and keep her satisfied until the cleaning was done on Monday. * Dana was the most dangerous man on this tour, to himself and others. His "Pizza arson" attempt has already been commented upon. Putting a knife to his throat on Saturday night brought a bit of edginess to the party. Just one nudge and we would be significantly safer next year. * Jim and Tim, great to see you as always. Welcome to the "blind drunk club". * Ollie should get a little credit for his sexual prowess, as he did indirectly get a blow job from Margo on Sunday afternoon by way of a cock-tainted piece of watermelon. * Menopause Mike should get credit for his caring and understanding of the emotional issues older ladies experience as their flowers wither. Next year he should bring a bottle of wine, a box of tissue, and Depends in prep for his onslaught of SB's elderly female populace. * Above all, great work on the pitch to all that played. The partying, and trip as a whole, is all the better when we can reflect on it as champions. Great times, but echoing Lay's words, I'm pretty sure that these trips take years off my life. I think I started feeling normal last Wednesday. Looking forward to Kangaroo court, whenever that happens, and counting down the days until next year. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS...OF THE WORLD. EAT SHIT, OLSEN! Kregg <blockquote> ----- Original Message ----- From: michael.lay@comcast.net To: Mike Holzman Cc: James Lik ; hector sevilla ; Edwarddurica ; harochinapanda@hotmail.com ; Steve Klaus ; Oliver Thomas ; allphases@earthquake1.com ; Dana Deitz ; Kregg Hyer ; Ed B ; Alan Aubrey Kloss ; John Olsen ; Matt Speedy ; Stefan Marr ; Michael Jackson ; luke milton82 ; james fallt ; Chris Margrett ; Brian Perna ; dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk Sent: Thursday, July 18, 2013 11:27 AM Subject: Re: Santa Barbara 7s team email Hey boys I included Angus on this email thread now so respond to this email. Cheers to the Santa Monica women's team for having actually some decent looking women on their team. From: "Mike Holzman" < hedgie43@gmail.com > To: "Brian Perna" < brian_perna@hotmail.com > Cc: "James Lik" < jlik@shearman.com >, "hector sevilla" < hecsev@gmail.com >, "Edwarddurica" < edwarddurica@hotmail.com >, harochinapanda@hotmail.com , "Steve Klaus" < axischiro@msn.com >, "Oliver Thomas" < oliver.guy.thomas@gmail.com >, allphases@earthquake1.com , "Dana Deitz" < dedeitz@yahoo.com >, "Kregg Hyer" < ruggerkregg@gmail.com >, "Ed B" < berlen@gmail.com >, "Alan Aubrey Kloss" < akloss13@gmail.com >, "John Olsen" < johnsolsen@gmail.com >, "Matt Speedy" < matt@broadwayanimal.com >, "michael lay" < michael.lay@comcast.net >, "Stefan Marr" < marr.stefan@gmail.com >, "Michael Jackson" < mrjackson29@gmail.com >, "luke milton82" < luk </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>

- Contrary to Dana's assertion, "Creeper of the trip" has to go to
Perna - called "rapey" by one of the Santa Monica gals, putting on porn on
Sunday morn (aaagh, aaagh, aaagh), and tight-roping the "age of consent"
law on Sunday.  He may have to register with the authorities next year.
- Hector was a close runner-up to Perna, though not for a lack of
effort, due to his "one size too small" swimsuit, constant
self-fluffing, participation in the barely legal activities on Sunday, and
his bare-chested "hogging" activities at the Kitty on Sunday caught on
camera.
- Stefan gets the MVP award for his play on the field and pick-up
skills with the ladies.  Extremely generous of him to pick up a maid from
the bar on Saturday night and keep her satisfied until the cleaning was
done on Monday.
- Dana was the most dangerous man on this tour, to himself and
others.  His "Pizza arson" attempt has already been commented upon.
Putting a knife to his throat on Saturday night brought a bit of edginess
to the party.  Just one nudge and we would be significantly safer next year.
- Jim and Tim, great to see you as always.  Welcome to the "blind
drunk club".
- Ollie should get a little credit for his sexual prowess, as he did
indirectly get a blow job from Margo on Sunday afternoon by way of a
cock-tainted piece of watermelon.
- Menopause Mike should get credit for his caring and understanding of
the emotional issues older ladies experience as their flowers wither.  Next
year he should bring a bottle of wine, a box of tissue, and Depends in prep
for his onslaught of SB's elderly female populace.
- Above all, great work on the pitch to all that played.  The
partying, and trip as a whole, is all the better when we can reflect on it
as champions.

I am in. I know that is derby day and the Mayweather and pagguio fight night as well. Please excuse any typing errors, this message was sent from my cellular device. Michael R. Jackson 303-669-2343 Cell On Mar 5, 2015 9:57 AM, "michael.lay--- via Rhino" < rhino@lists.denverharlequins.com> wrote: > Gents Angus the women's Santa Monica coach from Santa Barbara one year > sent me an email about the old boys Catalina tournament. I know a few were > interested in this. Let me know if anyone has any interest. His email is > below with the dates etc. I am sure it would be a great time and sounds > like he has some room on boats from LA headed over to Catalina. > > ------------------------------ > *From: *"Douglas Harris" <dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk> > *To: *"michael lay" <michael.lay@comcast.net> > *Sent: *Wednesday, February 25, 2015 10:32:59 AM > *Subject: *Re: Santa Barbara 7s team email > > Hey Mate! > Angus here! > > Just letting you know that the Catalina old boys is coming up, May 2nd. > Don't know if you want to try and register Denver or just a few lads are > coming out. A few of us will be sailing over from LA. We should have a > few spots left on a boat or two. If you lot want to register and play as a > team it's best to sort out the reg and reservations now. > > Hope all is well. > > Cheers, > > Angus > > > > On Wednesday, 18 June 2014, 14:08, Douglas <dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk> > wrote: > > > > First weekend in May.... Opps! > > Sent from my iPhone > > On 18 Jun 2014, at 12:45, michael.lay@comcast.net wrote: > > Sounds good. When is that Catalina tournament? > > > ------------------------------ > *From: *"Douglas" <dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk> > *To: *"michael lay" <michael.lay@comcast.net> > *Sent: *Wednesday, June 18, 2014 1:01:45 PM > *Subject: *Re: Santa Barbara 7s team email > > Oh ballocks!!! > I'm going to be in Albuquerque that weekend!! My siblings are gathering. > That really sucks! Please let me know if you are going to any other > tournaments this year. > I'm working as a geologist for the state of CA.... In their infinite > wisdom they have posted me in Bakersfield.... It's not hell but I can > clearly see it from here. > I get to my sailboat in marina del rey most weekends. > Good luck lads! > The Santa Monica ladies will be there! > > Sent from my iPhone > > On 18 Jun 2014, at 11:57, michael.lay@comcast.net wrote: > > It is the weekend of July 12. I think we have about 16 guys this year > should be a great time. Let me know if you are planning on coming. Hope > you are doing well. Where you living? > > > ------------------------------ > *From: *"Douglas" <dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk> > *To: *"michael lay" <michael.lay@comcast.net> > *Sent: *Wednesday, June 18, 2014 12:38:52 PM > *Subject: *Re: Santa Barbara 7s team email > > What weekend is the tourney? > > Sent from my iPhone > > On 17 Jun 2014, at 10:07, michael.lay@comcast.net wrote: > > Angus I was going to text you this week. We will be there Fri to Monday > again. You guys will be there I am assuming. Should be good times again. > Michael Lay > > ------------------------------ > *From: *"Douglas" <dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk> > *To: *"Kregg" <ruggerkregg@gmail.com> > *Cc: *"<michael.lay@comcast.net>" <michael.lay@comcast.net>, "James Lik" < > jlik@shearman.com>, "hector sevilla" <hecsev@gmail.com>, "Edwarddurica" < > edwarddurica@hotmail.com>, "<harochinapanda@hotmail.com>" < > harochinapanda@hotmail.com>, "Klaus, Steve" <axischiro@msn.com>, "Oliver > Thomas" <oliver.guy.thomas@gmail.com>, "<allphases@earthquake1.com>" < > allphases@earthquake1.com>, "Dana Deitz" <dedeitz@yahoo.com>, "Ed B" < > berlen@gmail.com>, "Alan Aubrey Kloss" <akloss13@gmail.com>, "John Olsen" > <johnsolsen@gmail.com>, "Matt Speedy" <matt@broadwayanimal.com>, "Stefan > Marr" <marr.stefan@gmail.com>, "Jackson, Michael" <mrjackson29@gmail.com>, > "luke milton82" <luke.milton82@gmail.com>, "james fallt" < > james.fallt@gmail.com>, "Chris Margrett" <c.margrett@yahoo.com>, "Brian > Perna" <brian_perna@hotmail.com>, "Mike Holzman" <hedgie43@gmail.com> > *Sent: *Tuesday, June 17, 2014 10:55:45 AM > *Subject: *Re: Santa Barbara 7s team email > > Hello lads, > Angus here... Just wondering if you lot are coming to the Santa Barbara > 7's again? > Cheers! > Angus > > Sent from my iPhone > > On 22 Jul 2013, at 11:41, "Kregg" <ruggerkregg@gmail.com> wrote: > > Boys, > > Thanks for another epic, memorable weekend in Santa Barbara. > Unfortunately, the "Friday night bar curse" struck me down early again, and > I'm much indebted to my mates that switched me over to water and sent me > home early that night - although I did almost die in Dana's pizza-arson > attempt. Also, thanks for sharing your pictures. I now have 30 pics and > one video to help my alcohol-impaired memory of the weekend. A few > comments on the weekend. > > - Contrary to Dana's assertion, "Creeper of the trip" has to go to > Perna - called "rapey" by one of the Santa Monica gals, putting on porn on > Sunday morn (aaagh, aaagh, aaagh), and tight-roping the "age of consent" > law on Sunday. He may have to register with the authorities next year. > - Hector was a close runner-up to Perna, though not for a lack of > effort, due to his "one size too small" swimsuit, constant > self-fluffing, participation in the barely legal activities on Sunday, and > his bare-chested "hogging" activities at the Kitty on Sunday caught on > camera. > - Stefan gets the MVP award for his play on the field and pick-up > skills with the ladies. Extremely generous of him to pick up a maid from > the bar on Saturday night and keep her satisfied until the cleaning was > done on Monday. > - Dana was the most dangerous man on this tour, to himself and > others. His "Pizza arson" attempt has already been commented upon. > Putting a knife to his throat on Saturday night brought a bit of edginess > to the party. Just one nudge and we would be significantly safer next year. > - Jim and Tim, great to see you as always. Welcome to the "blind > drunk club". > - Ollie should get a little credit for his sexual prowess, as he did > indirectly get a blow job from Margo on Sunday afternoon by way of a > cock-tainted piece of watermelon. > - Menopause Mike should get credit for his caring and understanding of > the emotional issues older ladies experience as their flowers wither. Next > year he should bring a bottle of wine, a box of tissue, and Depends in prep > for his onslaught of SB's elderly female populace. > - Above all, great work on the pitch to all that played. The > partying, and trip as a whole, is all the better when we can reflect on it > as champions. > > > Great times, but echoing Lay's words, I'm pretty sure that these trips > take years off my life. I think I started feeling normal last Wednesday. > Looking forward to Kangaroo court, whenever that happens, and counting down > the days until next year. > > WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS...OF THE WORLD. EAT SHIT, OLSEN! > > Kregg > > ----- Original Message ----- > *From:* michael.lay@comcast.net > *To:* Mike Holzman <hedgie43@gmail.com> > *Cc:* James Lik <jlik@shearman.com> ; hector sevilla <hecsev@gmail.com> ; > Edwarddurica <edwarddurica@hotmail.com> ; harochinapanda@hotmail.com ; Steve > Klaus <axischiro@msn.com> ; Oliver Thomas <oliver.guy.thomas@gmail.com> ; > allphases@earthquake1.com ; Dana Deitz <dedeitz@yahoo.com> ; Kregg Hyer > <ruggerkregg@gmail.com> ; Ed B <berlen@gmail.com> ; Alan Aubrey Kloss > <akloss13@gmail.com> ; John Olsen <johnsolsen@gmail.com> ; Matt Speedy > <matt@broadwayanimal.com> ; Stefan Marr <marr.stefan@gmail.com> ; Michael > Jackson <mrjackson29@gmail.com> ; luke milton82 <luke.milton82@gmail.com> > ; james fallt <james.fallt@gmail.com> ; Chris Margrett > <c.margrett@yahoo.com> ; Brian Perna <brian_perna@hotmail.com> ; > dougaharris@yahoo.co.uk > *Sent:* Thursday, July 18, 2013 11:27 AM > *Subject:* Re: Santa Barbara 7s team email > > Hey boys I included Angus on this email thread now so respond to this > email. Cheers to the Santa Monica women's team for having actually some > decent looking women on their team. > > ------------------------------ > *From: *"Mike Holzman" <hedgie43@gmail.com> > *To: *"Brian Perna" <brian_perna@hotmail.com> > *Cc: *"James Lik" <jlik@shearman.com>, "hector sevilla" <hecsev@gmail.com>, > "Edwarddurica" <edwarddurica@hotmail.com>, harochinapanda@hotmail.com, > "Steve Klaus" <axischiro@msn.com>, "Oliver Thomas" < > oliver.guy.thomas@gmail.com>, allphases@earthquake1.com, "Dana Deitz" < > dedeitz@yahoo.com>, "Kregg Hyer" <ruggerkregg@gmail.com>, "Ed B" < > berlen@gmail.com>, "Alan Aubrey Kloss" <akloss13@gmail.com>, "John Olsen" > <johnsolsen@gmail.com>, "Matt Speedy" <matt@broadwayanimal.com>, "michael > lay" <michael.lay@comcast.net>, "Stefan Marr" <marr.stefan@gmail.com>, > "Michael Jackson" <mrjackson29@gmail.com>, "luke milton82" <luk > <luke.milton82@gmail.com> > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > Rhino mailing list > Rhino@lists.denverharlequins.com > > http://lists.denverharlequins.com/mailman/listinfo/rhino_lists.denverharlequins.com > >