Email from Listee Thorstein Midttun forwarded to Idlewild:
Ben Gray & crew,
Read your last post; that you were held up in the
bay. They obviously want money, and therefore
practice their regulations to the letter.
Try not to give in to corruption by offering
money, or paying any silly fine or duty, but ask
that they come aboard, give them a happy welcome,
get friendly, tell about your journey, and then
offer gifts (Canadian vodka, chocolate, prepare
some special food for them, or what have you
).
Prepare a toast with soda (they may prefer or
dislike alcohol (alkogol), so ask first if they
want that instead).
If you give them money to get in, it is more
likely they will claim money when you are to
depart. But they might do it anyway. They can
hold you for a long time.
Try anyway to get as far up to the top in the
bureaucracy as possible, without offending any in
the chain of command. Ask for the governor; that
he is informed of your arrival, that you have
travelled a long way, and that you would like to
greet him: "gubernator" (pronounced something
like: goobernaator).
Get a translator.
My office assistant is Russian and has lived in
Petropavlovsk, and I have experience from the
Ukraine. You may call me or send SMS any time,
and we can try to offer any advise if the
situation worsens.